English is very strange: How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?
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At the doctors office
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red ’H’ on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ’Y’ on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ’M’ on her chest.
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father.
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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father.
"How much does it cost to get married?"
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
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A single, blonde, pregnant girl goes to the grocery store. A couple that she knows notices she’s pregnant.
The lady asks her "Who’s baby is it?"
The blonde says, "Well...I don’t know. They are going to do blood tests, but I think it’s mine."
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P.S. WooOOoooOOoooo~ Fri's getting nearer and nearer I can barely breathe... *whistle*
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