I swear, i swear...

I'm with glasses, almost no makeup and untame hair again.

The typical attire for Monday, and my best proclaim for Monday blues.

Came across chio-sters whom aspired me to be at my vaniest. Again. Yeah.

Shall dress chio chio tomorrow. On the contrary, what's the point when you have to wakeup earlier than usual to doll up yourself when you know at the end of the day you are heading home to nua. Pointless, ain't it?

In conclusion, I shall dress as nua as I deem fit. Bleh.

Nua-nity rox.

Fast. Very fast.

DBS/POSB is indeed fast.

Took 3 days to process my stuffs. So I should receive the cheque by next week. Splendid.

This week's Friday came fast enough for me too. Else I'll probably die of over exhaustion. Didn't really do much for the past few days and gawd knows why am I so tired.

Ironically, I'll be spending my weekend worrying next week's workstuffs. People, watch out for the news headline. I might jump off from my office.

So... ...TGIF!!!!

Metrosexual

People are usually bias with pretty things, aren't we? Pretty gifts, pretty jewelleries, pretty faces, and even food that looks pretty gains better favour from people.

It's always an eye candy to see pictures of blogger babes like Dawn Yang, Nira and t0 a certain extend, XiaXue.

These girls are always looking drooling good.

And I must admit, most guys (of my age lah) I see along the streets? They are rather ah peh dressed. Indeed, I do have to agree with Taiwanese, Japanese, Korean, that locals' dressings are somewhat outdated.

Aunty jinxed also quite outdated, I think.

Check out the emerging youngsters (shall hereby term these peeps as the Generation Z), and I'm talking about teenage boys - they freaking metrosexual already. Vibrant and all. So why can't the boys of Gen Y actually be less conservative enough to throw away the previous era's dress sense and try something....more interesting?

Like this? Ok, ignore Daniel Henny's pretty face.

Or this?

(not the center one of course, duh.)

Albeit I own 2 pairs of skinny jeans, I say I totally irk them now and simply refuse to expose them under broad daylight or night.

There, I don't see why those teenage boys, already skinny like the bamboos behind in my kitchen, wearing skinnies. Piang. DO SOMETHING!!!

I used to irk metrosexuals, thinking vanity belongs to we women rightfully. Frankly, I think we are just emotionally unbalanced and insecure. Why must they go for facial? Or shape their brows? I mean, why should a guy look better than a girl right?

WRONG.

I think these people are critically essential to induce and reduce the constant dullness of our locals'. Else darn boring.

Girls, do buck up and work on our attire + appearance + grooming before who knows? The next in line who snatches our boyfriend turns out to be a male.

*Shrugged*

Shall be at my vainest from tomorrow onwards.

POSB Services

Bank services nowadays very good hor? Or was it me who gets contented rather easily?

Had to praise the Biz Dev Exec whom came all the way down to my office area to collect my documents, check through to see if they are the right ones, and submit for me. So I can save my another trip to the bank and worst, more trips if I've gotten the wrong documents.

Hassel free leh lidat~.

School said the bank usually takes approximately 1 to 2 weeks. (I bet she's trying to scare me) Guy from POSB says about 4 working days, which awed me. Anyway, shall see how efficient they are.

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I finally get to blade with Annie dear! See no reason why I shouldn't workout a lil since my tailbone has rested for 2 weeks already. Moreover, I feel my fats piling like nobody's business.


P.S.: The lizard trap has yet caught anything lehhh. No fun.

Tor long, please let everything proceed smoothly

It's settled! Am 10k richer + poorer.

Now I'll just need to wait patiently, albeit the fire burning to the last segment of the rope already.

Amitabah.

Amen.

Alah.

Alamak

Lizard trap

I must say, we didn't bear any grudges against Mr. Lizard all these years. In fact, I'm more adoptable with them rather than roaches. Ewl, ROACHES! I can gag just by the thought of it. So we kinda lived amiably with the Mr. Liz, Mrs. Liz and baby Liz for the past dunno how many years.

Not until this morning. *eyes beam*

Dad got pissed off for Mr. Liz snacking on his breakfast carrot cake. Those squarish ones. While thawing the food (cuz it was bought the day before and we chilled it), Dad was horrified to see patches on the carrot cake when he came back to check.

Upon looking nearer, he realised the top layer was literally chewed off. In patches. And on the ground was Mr. Liz's (or Mrs. Liz's, I dunno) poo poo. See, he'd lived with the Liz family long enough to identify their bowels.

"Stupid lizard, eat my cold carrot cake and LS all over the floor! #$%@^$!!!"

Digress:

I replied, "Huh? So the carrot cake is edible one not? Spoil liao iszit? I ate alot yesterday leh!?"

Dad, "No lah, the food cold cold they eat liao LS lor...."

Then I realised very stupid leh our conversation. I ask stupid question, he reply stupid answer... . Like father, like daughter I guess... =_="'

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So we got this from the supermarket. $5.50 for 5 pax. See if it works lah huh. Trial day 1.

Ridsect Roach Trap.

It gave me the creeps so much I didn't dare open it, for fear of some dead roach or lizards inside.

Then then then~ while dad placed and positioned the trap, he looked up and remarked,

"Shall we draw arrow signs? So they can see there's food here. Else they dunno leh!?"

Dunno whether I should laugh or cry...

Angry

Boy, my 3rd cuppa coffee in the morning so far. And I'm expecting the 4th to come within the next 2 hours or so.

I'm going to puke anytime. Any. Time. From. Now.

All those comparisons, interest rates and tenurs, repayment scheme, applications online and offline - giving me one hell of a headache so badly I could relinquish the entire plan.

That's when I awfully wish someone I could rely on to do such chores for me.

ARRRRGH! It's hindering my work. Not to mention I've gotta make a trip down to the nearest branch to do the documentations. Gawddammit. Why can't they cut down on the paperwork and save some trees since gahmen is so eco-friendly nowadays?

P.S.: Daddy says, "if borrow ah long, the interest is $2k per month, assuming the loan amount is 10k lah. WOAH! It's so much worthwhile to borrow from bank nowadays leh..."

Me: "Ah dee, QUIT BEING SO AH BENG CANNNN?"

I laughed my arse off.

Books

BEFORE YOU READ, GET THIS FACT FIRST - I HATE HATED READING.

I think it was totally rightful that I was streamed the art/literature class back during the uniform days. Which means I had did art as well as literature for a good 4 years. Well there were no doubts art was one of my favourite subject even until now. Top of the list was infinitely, Chinese.

As for literature, I'd say I managed to realise only lately - I was born to love it. It struck me just now when I ran towards the aisle that read the sign "Literature". I officially like literature now and I'm totally disgusted with this change. Lol.

Probable because I love visualising things, conceptualise it, and apply em' to the daily life.

However, I didn't really did well for my literature back then why CUZ I HATED READING~. I didn't enjoy reading long stories, novels, compositions, manuals and the list goes on until maybe 6 months back?

There had been some 4 - 6 books we studied in school which I could only remember 3. All these I realised, damn! they are good books. And it took me so long to learn to appreciate the author and his or her articulacy.

I'm fucking clapping and cat calling for them now. No joke.

Now for my very first book and encounter with the word "literature" was this book called "Island of the blue dolphins". The one I did really well for my papers. Well the credit goes to this very interesting and amiable lady teacher of mine. I bet many other classmates scored rather facinating marks as well.

Thanks, Mrs Pang.

Needless to say, my results went deteriorative.





Another good one which I almost got it along with my other 2 new purchased when I was shopping in Kinokuniya.

I remembered we were even showed the movie. Black and white ones. Horridly boring for vivacious students who wishes class to end ASAP or simply hop of to recess and do some good gossiping.

Surprisingly, the movie got some of the girls teary and me, disturbed. You'll know why when you read this. About how a negro man got acccused and eventually death sentenced simply because he is a black living in a whites' community. Very very disturbing.

Even more disturbing when I think of the story now.

Shall get this for detail reading and analysis when I finish my latest 2 books.

The third one, I did for my O's was of course of course, the classics. So classic I didn't bother to upload the cover page cuz' there are just too many of them when I googled it.

You know which one I'm talking about, dunchu?

Romeo and Juliet, for those who didn't know. Period.

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My latest purchase:

Can't wait to start reading them! But... ...

I'm stuck with this

Freaking homicide novel got me squinting my eyes and killing my braincells trying to figure all those CSI scenes. Serves me right for misunderstanding it for some horror or psychotic killings. Turned out to be some case of homicide for insurance claim. BORED TO MY TEARS.

And then we have, my next-to-be read book:

Says it's gonna be a well love one for those who like "Memoirs of Geisha". Got me enticed enough.

So that marks my Saturday with The End. Time reads 2:37am. Gees. Still so warm despite it's wee hours already.

When are you going to come, Jo?

This woman freaking chio. No doubt her controversies are no less than politicians such as Obama and Hillary or Ma Ying Jiu and Xie Chang Ting, I'm pretty certainly sure I've always stood on the better side of her.

Surgery, no surgery. Implants, no implants. She'd been the only artist I never grew sick of for the past 9 year since her very first album.

I is wait for her concert till my neck growing long like the loch ness already. Been a year since her Dancing Diva concert...

WHEN YOU GONNA COME HUH???

*cross fingers and eyes and mouth and pray hard hard*

While waiting, I'd prolly carry my escalated neck to watch this 3.

Damn worth it lor! Price of one and you get watch 3 artists perform. And what's more, they have special guest - which means we get to see at least 4 celebrities in a single concert.

So, why not right? Plus, these girls are one really funny group and yeah, they do good and mellifluous a-cappella.

And if I'm lucky,

*Sings* I should be so lucky~ lucky lucky lucky

I get to see Fahrenheit as special guest. Correction, I mean VERY VERY VERY lucky.

Boys of Fahrenheit are rather hollywood popular nowadays, yal know? And I doubt they have the time to be concert guests, at least not for Singapore concerts I think.

There goes another day...

End of Monday. Finally.

It's only Monday and I'm all war-torn.

Nehmind, shall have my weekly dosage of Fated to Love You when I get back. CAN'T WAIT!!!

Kym and I were arguing who is better, Chunxi or Dylan.

Lady Jinxed: i like dylan
Lady Jinxed: he so sweet!
Kym: if u r chen xinyi... u will choose dylan
or chunxi?
Lady Jinxed: hahahahahah
Lady Jinxed: i tink i alrdy ans u b4 u ask me...
Kym: hahhaa
Kym: yaaaaa.....
Lady Jinxed: so qiao!
Kym: yaaaaa.....
Lady Jinxed: u? who will u choose?
Lady Jinxed: i bet u'll choose the same too
Kym: think i will choose chunxi
Kym: hahah
Lady Jinxed: YYYYY
Kym: u r wrong
Lady Jinxed: U SILLY SILLY GER~
Kym: coz...i dunnno leh....
Kym: memories wif chunxi is more ke ku min xin !!
Lady Jinxed: but dylan is the one who luvs her frm the start lor
Kym: ya lah
Lady Jinxed: if i were xinyi, i will be able to forget chunxi
Kym: hahah i think i can't

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Darn bo liao. But OH WELL~

Time to knock off. Tarah! FTLY, here I come!!!!!

I fell, I'm black and I lurve animated pandas

I know these had taken forever, so here you go.

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I fell

Some 2 weeks back during my blading session with Kym, I got into a "car-accident". This blardy ang moh kid was speeding on his 4 wheels and came knocking hard on the back of my hips.

So there I flew, half a meter away from the ground and landed on my butt, which actually caused more harm to my already injured tailbone. So, am pretty much resting to avoid anymore disasters.

Was shocked to see I got cut from dunno which of the bicycle's parts. KNNBCCB...

To make things even better, it rained cats and dogs shortly after my fall. Felt those pitter pattering and quickly took shelter under some tentage. Man! Can you imagine how heavy the rain was? The field was flooded, thunders were excrutiating loud, we were semi wet even thought we were sheltered.

Kym's gloomy face. I didn't ask her to gimme this expression k, she really felt pissed with the falling cats and dogs. And trust me, the sinister rain looked absolutely nothing like those shown in the photo.

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I'm black


In fact, we were.

If monday is blue, then tuesday must be black. Because....

Nanhui and Gretel: Wore black

Frances: Black also

Me: Black

Chris: Black too

Julie: Still black

Cindy: Also black

Joanne: Black!!!

Seemingly looked like all the chinese OLs wore the same color unanimously. I wonder if we were protesting anything subconsciously. Hmmm.

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I lurve animated pandas

Po (name of panda) is totally Jack black. That's all I can say. And Jack Black must have been a panda his previous life.

If I happen to know any of the producers or agents for the mandarin vocalist, I'll definitely recommanded Naipa to dub the voice of Po.

Kung Fu Panda is literally produced for you leh, Naipa. Go watch! Your debut movie!

People are saying Jinxed resembles Po the dragon panda warrior because of this picture...

-.-"'

Life versus apocalypse

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That's why I say...

MAKEUP DOES WONDERS! ESPECIALLY FALSIES.

Now, let's take a look at the difference...

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This girl can still tell me, "we've got more than enough time" when the clock tells "YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES MORE" and her face without anything on. Any. At. All.

45 minutes to put on a decent makeup is definitely no-no for me. Furthermore, I still have to teach her how to put on the pair of falsies.

Now I suppose that was why I almost fell down from my seat.

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And her eye makeup was transparent even after go-ing so much eyeshadow on those pitiful eyelids of her's.

I is machiam ant on hotplate hao bu hao! Ended up I did the eyes for her. Rest she did it herself I must proclaim first...

TADAHHHH! Eyes magnified.

Jet.Set.Go!

Picture paints 1k words

Pictures! Taken on the day I brought the girls to get their first box of falsies as well as their tools.

T'is fella Lulu can really act. Want try the next up star search not?!

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Alamak, I forgot to remove the spell check...so much for a hasty job.

I've got some serious business to talk later on at 10:30pm. Wish me luck babes!

Soon..

I've got pictures of meanie and lulu I haven't upload,

I've got pictures of pwee's eye makeup I did for her I haven't upload,

I've gotten into a "car-accident" I haven't got time to complain,

I've watched a movie I haven't got the time to tell you guys how much I liked it,
I needa speak to my uncle tonight I haven't inform him,

I've gotta pay my fees before the 17th I haven't got it ready.

That pretty much sums up what I'll be going to blog about for the next few entries. But gawd knows when I'll have the time to do so...

Can anyone tell me where to buy Time and how much it is worth?

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People are getting sick, physically and mentally. I think it's the weather that drives our body systems nuts and thus our brain.

Or perhaps it's the natural disasters that caused all these melancholies.

Ironically, Evil the weakling has not been viral by mother nature (yet) and is both mental and physically sound. Ok, aside from the aching tailbone she suffered from the "car-accident" last Saturday.

Evil hugs all sick peeps. XOXOXO.