Lizard trap

I must say, we didn't bear any grudges against Mr. Lizard all these years. In fact, I'm more adoptable with them rather than roaches. Ewl, ROACHES! I can gag just by the thought of it. So we kinda lived amiably with the Mr. Liz, Mrs. Liz and baby Liz for the past dunno how many years.

Not until this morning. *eyes beam*

Dad got pissed off for Mr. Liz snacking on his breakfast carrot cake. Those squarish ones. While thawing the food (cuz it was bought the day before and we chilled it), Dad was horrified to see patches on the carrot cake when he came back to check.

Upon looking nearer, he realised the top layer was literally chewed off. In patches. And on the ground was Mr. Liz's (or Mrs. Liz's, I dunno) poo poo. See, he'd lived with the Liz family long enough to identify their bowels.

"Stupid lizard, eat my cold carrot cake and LS all over the floor! #$%@^$!!!"

Digress:

I replied, "Huh? So the carrot cake is edible one not? Spoil liao iszit? I ate alot yesterday leh!?"

Dad, "No lah, the food cold cold they eat liao LS lor...."

Then I realised very stupid leh our conversation. I ask stupid question, he reply stupid answer... . Like father, like daughter I guess... =_="'

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So we got this from the supermarket. $5.50 for 5 pax. See if it works lah huh. Trial day 1.

Ridsect Roach Trap.

It gave me the creeps so much I didn't dare open it, for fear of some dead roach or lizards inside.

Then then then~ while dad placed and positioned the trap, he looked up and remarked,

"Shall we draw arrow signs? So they can see there's food here. Else they dunno leh!?"

Dunno whether I should laugh or cry...